You started it

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.
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He marched straight up to the counter and said,
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' Hi. You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. 
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I'd really rather have a job.'
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The social worker behind the counter said, ' Your timing is excellent.
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We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur

and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.
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You'll have to drive around in his 2009 Mercedes CL, and he will supply

all of your clothes. 

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Because of the long hours meals will be provided.

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You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday

trips.
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This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your job

assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her mid-20's

and has a rather strong sex drive. 

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A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc. located above the garage will be designated for your sole use and the salary is $200,000 a year.'

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The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, 'You're bullshittin' me!'

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The social worker said, 'Yeah, well, you started it.'