Wednesday, July 17, 2013

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ADULT:
A person who has stopped
                                                                      growing
at both ends
and is now growing
in the middle. 

BEAUTY PARLOR
A place where women curl
up and dye. 

CHICKENS: 
The only animals you
eat before they are born and
after they are dead. 

COMMITTEE: 
A body that keeps minutes
and wastes
hours. 

DUST: 
Mud with the juice
squeezed out. 

EGOTIST: 
Someone who is usually
me-deep
in conversation. 

HANDKERCHIEF
Cold Storage. 

MOSQUITO: 
An insect that makes you
like flies
better. 

RAISIN: 
A grape with a bad sunburn. 

SECRET: 
Something you tell to one
person
at a time. 

SKELETON: 
A bunch of bones with the
person
scraped off. 

TOOTHACHE: 
The pain that drives you to
extraction. 

TOMORROW: 
One of the greatest labor
saving
devices of today. 

YAWN: 
An honest opinion openly
expressed. 

WRINKLES: 
Something other people have, 
similar to my character lines.

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